And how did so many zombies still make it bast the explosion when their one phobia (besides Valyrian Steel) is getting Scarecrow’d? Still, didn’t explain why that tree child couldn’t have thrown one of her globes of fire from a safe distance DOWN the hall, instead of letting them overtake her.
note: Yeah, but those zombies who climbed around the ceilings and walls like disgusting cockroaches really freaked me out. And how ineffective was that Zombie army? Even before Hodor earned his namesake, they were being held back by a bunch of overgrown lilliputians and outrun by a tired teenager pushing a passed out teenager.Įd. Also, it’s still hella confusing! If those tree children created the White Walkers, why can’t they control them? Why are there 4 zombie prime guys who get to ride horses and are impervious to fire? Why do they want to kill their creators? What is the zombie end-game here? Don’t know don’t care.Ĭan we talk about that Hodor origin story? Bran went back in time, which made him vulnerable in the present, so he Warg’d into Hodor in both the past AND the present, therefore setting in motion poor Wyllis the stableboy’s entire existence as a simpleminded giant, all leading to one, final courageous as balls moment where he literally puts an entire army on his back to save Bran and Meera’s life.īen: That’s how I understood it. If I needed a zombie origin story that has absolutely no bearing on the plot at hand, I would watch Fear of the Walking Dead. Like haha YOU’RE IT, also I’m bringing my army to straight slaughter your paraplegic ass now watch me.Įd note: I also didn’t like that whole flashback to find out how the White Walkers were created. Vinnie: The one thing I didn’t love is the explanation for the Night’s King being able to get through the Three-Eyed Raven and Children of the Forest’s defenses, which basically amounted to being super good at freeze tag. HBOīen: You mean not doing the literal heavy lifting of the kid who mind-assaulted you into simpleton-hood during his flashback shenanigans? Yeah, I’d say so. You’re throwing Game of Thrones -themed trance raves in a better place now. Hodor–lovable, loyal, and brave to the end–is dead. It’s all I can do to not copy-paste the sad face emoji 10,000 times into a Word document and call it a recap. I’m still in a deep, black mourning period where humor doesn’t exist.
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